Jewish comedian Jackie Mason has a suggestion for Michael Bloomberg:
He’s standing there with 12 bodyguards, telling you that you shouldn’t have a gun to protect you, while he has 12 guys protecting him! As if his life counts, but yours is not important? If guns are not important and nobody should have a gun to protect himself, why does Bloomberg have 12 bodyguards? Why doesn’t he stand there with 12 rabbis? Why do they have guns? Instead of guns they should have pastrami sandwiches.
You, peasant, simply don’t understand how important he is.
Somehow I thought Jackie Mason had died – I’m glad to hear he hasn’t. And, as so often he has been, he is spot-on here.
From his page:
“May 15, 2016: Flushing (Queens), NY at the Kupferberg Center for the Arts (click here for ticket info) or call 718-793-8080 to purchase tickets by phone.”
Get ’em while there hot! or rent one of his DVD’s to support him.
Pat, I admit I thought he’d died, also. Years ago. Had to look him up on Wikipedia to make sure this was for real.
#OnlyBloomberg’sLifeMatters.
Whoops, please excuse me for the profanity, and please pretend I had typed “#OnlyBl**mb*rg’sLifeMatters.”
(and of course…I’m being sarcastic as hell.)
Jackie Mason is a timeless and hilarious person, God bless him he is a treasure. And he is correct!
Mmmmm. Love pastrami too.