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3D-Printed Guns

Anyone recall my 3D AR CHALLENGE from a few years ago? It was in response to a bit of classic CNN stupidity.

The challenge: 3D-print a fully-functional, plastic AR-15, and successfully demonstrate it. The first person to do so will win 10 rounds of equally functional, 100% plastic 3D-printed .223 Remington ammunition.

There were no entrants.

But now

It isn’t an AR-pattern rifle, and it doesn’t fire conventional off the shelf ammo. It is a repeater. But bonus points for fully functional plastic ammunition.

3D-printed gun hobbyist @SuckBoyTony1 has made a working 100% 3D-printed gun. The barrel and even the ammunition is plastic. Whilst this obviously isn’t a practical weapon, the potential implications of the concept are fascinating.

If the challenge was still running, I’d award him first place even though his firearm doesn’t fit the specified parameters of the contest.

Impressive work, @SuckBoyTony1. I’ll award more bonus points as media, and other left-wing, heads begin exploding.

 

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Suddenly “Ghost Guns” Aren’t A Problem After All

That was quick.

Yesterday, I — with some glee — noted that an enterprising soul turned in 62 3D-printed “ghost guns” to a Houston “buyback.” At the time, it was being reported they went for $150 a pop.

The smart fella responsible says that he actually got just fifty bucks apiece. But they only cost him three dollar each to produce. Well worth the investment, at a $2,914 net.

No more.

Man claims to have sold dozens of ‘ghost guns’ at Houston gun buyback event
Houston leaders say they will no longer accept 3D-printed firearms, also known as ghost guns, at future gun buyback events after one man allegedly exchanged dozens of them over the weekend.

“We’re going to exclude those next time around,” said Mayor Sylvester Turner. “This is a program designed for people who want to voluntarily relinquish their guns.”

He made them look like idiots. But rather than discontinue a useless program that wastes taxpayer money, they just won’t accept “ghost guns” anymore.

Remember this next time some victim-disarmer whines about homemade guns being an existential threat to something or other.

They don’t really see them as much of a threat at all; not even worth what they’d pay for a broken, nonfunctional gun.

 

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Entrepreneurship

Brilliant.

Big shout out to whoever it was that turned in 62 3D printed guns for $150 each at a Houston gun buy-back

A box of what authorities described as “ghost guns” were collected during the buy-back event, Saturday, July 30, 2022 at Wheeler Avenue Baptist Church in Houston.

Reminds me of the group that was taking batches of slam-fire shotguns to “buybacks,” and using the money raised to fund classes for new gun owners.

 

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Ghost Gun In The News

I’m sure this will result in calls for commonsense plumbing control.

Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been assassinated. And the assassin used an evil “ghost gun.”

The assassin of Shinzo Abe has been identified as 41-year-old Yamagami Tetsuya, who used a homemade black powder shotgun.

No Ghost Gunner CNC mill.

No 3D-printer.

No unfinished receiver.

No “parts kit.”

No ammunition to register and regulate.

From that picture and description, it looks like some pipes, a board, and a lot of electrical tape. They specify “black powder,” so I imagine the assassin made that, too. No word on the projectiles, but I don’t think he’d have had much trouble finding ball bearings or other round shot.

Japan has some of the most restrictive gun control laws in the world, and it still could not stop a killer with 1950s homebrew technology.

So what will the victim-disarmers try now? NFA tax stamps for plumbing and electrical supplies?

A ban on charcoal?

Well, they’d probably like that last one. Of course, to enforce it, it you’d need to ban trees and combustion.

To regulate the nitrates, they’d have to ban urination. Tricky, that.

Sulfur is a bit tougher unless you live near a sulfur spring; but there’s always drywall for the chemically-inclined.

The rights-haters would need to ban technology that’s been around for more than a thousand years. That should work well.

Then they’s have to figure out what to do about bows.

Will, meet way.
— D. Dietz

 

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Turn Away From Bad, Do Good and Live

I’m sure almost everyone has heard by now that Dr. Zev Zelenko has left us. Z-stack life. In my eyes Dr. Zelenko was a mentsch. And I’m pretty sure he was in the eyes of the millions who owe their live or that of a loved one to him. Dr Zelenko in case you didn’t know, was the pioneer who concocted the HCQ, Zinc and Azythromycin protocol along with vitamins to combat covid. Those that used it said the results would be felt sometimes within hours, but the key was early treatment as covid starts as one disease and turns into another. What hospitals would do would be to deny patients the lifesaving medications they needed until they were almost at deaths door, then maybe allow them and if they didn’t work at that late stage say, “Oh they don’t work”. I hope there is a special, long place in hell for those that have done that.

He was also a special hero to me because I learned so much spiritually from him. He always kept G-d front and center of his conversations and gave him credit. He also taught much about life, and the folly of trusting government to save you as opposed to trusting G-d. I’m not going to write much in the way of an obituary, there are far better writers than I that have done so. Dr. Robert Malone one of a group of doctors that spoke out about the true nature of Covid and the true risk of the shots.

Eulogy for a selfless Truth Warrior

He has established the Zelenko Foundation, the Z-Freedom Foundation

The Zelenko Freedom Foundation is organized exclusively to provide funding to social entities and social activities surrounding education, leadership development, health literacy, advocacy, public policy, social, health and community development. These activities will include, but are not limited to, events, workshops, grants, research funding and limited scholarships.

I guess what to share are just some thoughts, and a few videos I think share the attitude and brilliance of Dr. Zelenko. He had many facets to his character.

This one dealt with his absolute ban from Twatter for trying to save lives. It was ridiculous as after his non-profit foundation was established and a Twatter account was opened for it, it was permanently banned within hours. But while humorous, it was also a potential window into the future.

I’ve started a Constitution class through the Patriot Academy and it is so fascinating but a couple of things in last weeks class made me think of Dr. Zelenko.

Of all the habits and dispositions which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. ~~ George Washington

Now more than ever before, the people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption. If it be intelligent, brave, and pure, it is because the people demand these high qualities to represent them in the national legislature. If the next centennial does not find us a great nation….it will be because those who represent the enterprise, the culture, and the morality of the nation do not aid in controlling the political forces. ~~James Garfield

It is a great mistake to suppose that the paper we are to propose will govern the United States. It’s the men whom it will bring into the government, and the interests they have in maintaining it, that is to govern them. The paper will only mark out the mode and the form; men are the substance and must do the business. ~~John Francis Mercer

The mess created by Biden voters

Our rights do not come from man, or the Constitution, they come from G-d. The power Congress has comes from us, the governed from our power to consent or refuse. One of the things Dr. Zelenko often reminded us when it came to the injection was “Do not comply”. What kind of monumental overreach is it when the un-elected bureaucrats can demand we put an experimental substance into our bodies to be able to work, shop or travel. And the more we comply, the worse it will become. Because that’s how tyranny rolls.

Dr. Zelenko saw everything quite clearly.

This final clip was made from Dr. Zelenko’s hospital bed, and I think it sums up all the things that touched me so deeply. A man of great faith, a caring compassion doctor who was supernaturally given the gift of the cure. I think it was given to Dr. Zelenko not only because he had the nature to search for it, but he prayed and begged G-d for an answer to help his patients. Dr Zelenko was a man blessed with the courage of his convictions to stay the course. He was relentlessly attacked by the corporate pharmaceutical funded media, the swampy deep state and the entire demoncrat party and RINO sellouts. Not to mention those that lacked his courage and honesty within the medical profession.

In a fairly recent interview on Jerm Warfare he said he was afraid of G-d and no one else. He said this is a race between the forces that want to enslave humanity and those that are wanting to expand G-d consciousness. Turn away from bad, do good, and live. Do not live in fear and isolate yourself from those you love. Take positive proactive measures and live. He sees a glorious redemptive event coming where the false narrative will be destroyed and the knowledge of G-d will fill the earth. He said the key here, is courage.

Now there is a large battle standard and heavy sword laying on the battlefield. It will take more than one person to pick them up and advance. May I do my part.

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246 Years Of Slippery Slope Make A Great Power Source

Here’s a post from my personal blog. I wanted to share it with TZP readers. Imagine trying to explain GCA ’68, Brady Bill, Lautenberg Amendment, and the past week’s 2A shenanigans to James Madison.

246 Years Of Slippery Slope Make A Great Power Source
[…]
Have you ever been trolled and harassed on social media by some girl you dated? She’s a domestic violence offender. Twitter trolling is annoying, but it hardly seems worth depriving someone of her fundamental, constitutional, individual rights for life. Just block her.

Imagine James Madison hearing about what we’ve done to the Bill of Rights in the 21st century.

“You deprive citizens of their g-d-given right to arms for mean letters?”
[…]

 

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So You Want To Repeal The Second Amendment

Jabba the Hutt Michael Moore thinks it’s time to repeal the Second Amendment.

“Who will say on this network or any other network in the next few days, ‘It’s time to repeal the Second Amendment?’”

Bad idea, Lardo Calrissian.

You can’t repeal the Second Amendment, any more than you can repeal any of the other nine. It was a package deal, you see, an absolute prerequisite to ratifying the main body of the Constitution. Repeal one, you repeal them all. Do that, and you repeal the whole Constitution — and with it, any legal authority that the government has to exist (let alone repeal the Second Amendment).
Alexander Hope

That comes from chapter five of Hope, by Aaron Zelman and L. Neil Smith. The style makes me think that particular passage was penned by Neil (and it seems like he had a stand-alone essay to the same effect), but I don’t believe Aaron would have let that go into their co-authored novel unless he agreed with it.

As a casual student of history, who has read much about the ratification of the Constitution, I also agree.

Lose one, lose them all. Lose it all.

I suspect that Moore, and most Dims currently in DC — and far too many Repugnicans, as well — would be happy to lose the few remaining Constitutional limits on their power. They don’t particularly care about “legal authority;” just power.

The problem is… if our wanna-be tyrants are no longer restrained by that pesky Constitution, neither are the people.

The people pissed off at senseless bans, and illegal ballot drop boxes, might just decide that turning to constitutionally-enabled courts — who already defecate on individual rights at the slightest provocation — really isn’t necessary.

Voting out scumbags, and voting in new replacement scumbags who promise to use KY while screwing us? Why bother with that discarded constitutional process? Wouldn’t high-velocity lead be cheaper and faster? Not to mention proactively educating would-be replacements.

Court-blessed “constitutional” takings of property? Get rid of the Constitution and former property owners might resort to ex-constitutional re-takings, enforced with ropes and lamp posts.

Lose one, lose them all. Moore himself might want to consider the ramifications of chucking his First Amendment protections to defame folks for a buck. The people might decide, lacking that lost constitutional recourse, to go bowling for lying documentarians.

Get rid of the Constitution, and the people’s  pretend recourse… and they might stop pretending they do.

Maybe the tyrants will be counting on the out-numbered police to prop up their post-Constitution regime. How many officers would continue to be willing to do that once they’ve lost “constitutional” sovereign immunity, and the people know it?

Perhaps the Constitution has only been an illusory paper restraint on government. But it has been a potent symbolic restraint on the people, preventing them from eliminating abusive politicians and government agents out of hand. I do not truly comprehend the willingness — nay, the eagerness of the Left to go there, to surrender that protection, given the likely consequences.

We’d be starting from scratch, with new rules written by the survivors.

 

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Happy Birthday, Witold Pilecki

I almost missed this, but a reader brought it to my attention.

Today is the birthday of Captain Witold Pilecki.

Witold Pilecki volunteered to be imprisoned in Auschwitz. Not to find out what was going on in the camp. He knew; some of it, at least. He went to gather proof to be presented to the Allies. He volunteered to go into a death camp to try to help those imprisoned there. They smuggled in radio parts and built a transmitter in the camp and broadcast intel about camp activities.

Thank you for the reminder, DD. I’ve been known to forget my own birthday (it took a reminder this year).

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Crimes Against Humanity—The Trial

So I guess I haven’t been too subtle about longing to see the beagle torturer and others face the music Nuremberg style. I’ll sell popcorn. Heck, for that I might make popcorn and give it away.

I hear a rumbling in the distance that makes me wonder if these times they are achanging, that the narrative is crumbling. Is the tyranny of communism fixing to go on the run? Interesting things are coming to light. Tools of the purveyors of imposing their elitist one world tyranny are crumbling.

University That Funds Biden’s Think Tank And Hosts FactCheck.Org Has Contract With BioNTech, Gets Paid For Vaccine Sales And FDA Approvals

Documents obtained by NATIONAL FILE show that the University of Pennsylvania, which hosts and funds Joe Biden’s think tank called the Penn Biden Center, directly profits from the sale of Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna Coronavirus vaccines. The University gets more money if more vaccines are sold. The University of Pennsylvania also gets “milestone payments” when the Biden administration’s Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approves a Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, which represents a massive conflict of interest for Biden. BioNTech pays the University of Pennsylvania Board of Trustees directly, and the university is protected from civil liability if people try to sue for “bodily injury” or “death” caused by BioNTech vaccines.

Impartial fact checkers? Conflict of interest for President Puddin Xiden? What’s new?

Voices that try to warn of #VAIDS Vaccine Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. Vaccine Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (VAIDS): ‘We should anticipate seeing this immune erosion more widely’

A Lancet study comparing vaccinated and unvaccinated people in Sweden was conducted among 1.6 million individuals over nine months. It showed that protection against symptomatic COVID-19 declined with time, such that by six months, some of the more vulnerable vaccinated groups were at greater risk than their unvaccinated peers.

Doctors are calling this phenomena in the repeatedly vaccinated “immune erosion” or “acquired immune deficiency”, accounting for elevated incidence of myocarditis and other post-vaccine illnesses that either affect them more rapidly, resulting in death, or more slowly, resulting in chronic illness.

All voices that threaten to shine a light must be silenced. To defeat the darkness, sometimes it only takes a little bit of light to shine in. For example Joe Rogan. This Is Who Is Behind The Joe Rogan Attack He dared allow Dr. Peter McCullough and Dr Robert Malone a platform to share information. It’s pretty interesting though that the attacks are coming from a Demoncrat superPAC, decidedly political, not medical.

I’ve shared the video of Professor Mattias Dsmet on Mass Formation, but I think we’re living in the biggest PsyOp ever. Apparently some people are concerned it might not be ethical. Ya think?

Ethical concerns arising from the Government’s use of covert psychological ‘nudges’

But, if nudge doesn’t work, this is political and has allowed the worst elements in politics to go full on dictator.

From Australia, a citizen tells of a video leaked by a worker on the covid quarantine cottage construction. Apparently some of the workers are wondering why quarantine cottages for sick people have two beds in them, with double pane glass making them harder to break out of. And gas piped straight in. Did I mention gas piped in? Maybe it’s for heat, but why make them harder to break out?

Then we have Canada, oh Canada where the gallant Truckers have Fidel Castro’s boy Justin on the run. Where oh where could he be?

Justin Castro in Beijing Brandon’s basement

Apparently the “small fringe element with wrong thoughts” aren’t actually small and most of Canada agrees with their thoughts. Eh? <did that sound Canadian? I was trying to sound Canadian>

Apparently the Canadian Farmers are also part of the “small fringe who think wrong”. They’ve joined in.

Even running blockades.

And if that weren’t glorious enough, the mounties! Nope, not the jackboots, the cowboys and cowgirls! Hey I could have put in an 11 second clip, but 11 seconds of this is just not enough!

But, tyrants gotta tyrant. Like the picture of Stacey Abrams sitting in all her un-masked glory amidst a sea of poor little children with their face diapers strapped on re-breathing their own CO2 and germs. Rules for thee, not for me.

The Ottawa police. So, rules for thee, not for me. Guess who doesn’t have to be injected? Right on the first one. The Ottawa police. Good job Kapos.

Apparently it was the city council of Ottawa and the police that urged Go Fraud Me to steal the money hardworking citizens had donated to support the free republic of Truckistan. Where CHAZ was cool with the media and “Summer of Love” Durkin, a peaceful protest is a insurrection and a threat. I guess they haven’t shot anyone or burned any buildings. There was one guy who showed up with a “confederate” flag. Apparently the FIB didn’t think this one through well. The crowd outted him as a plant and he slunk away. So Go Fraud Me who supported and ran fundraisers for Burn Loot and Murder don’t want any part of honest hardworking citizens. Except their money of course. Go Fraud Me was going to steal the money and redistribute it to whomever they wanted. We aren’t talking chump change. We’re talking 10 million. Funny how the threat of a senate investigation can get a corrupt company’s mind right.

Your boos…

Truckistan is peaceful, they’ve erected bouncy houses! Oh the inhumanity of it all! Bouncy houses! When will the terror stop?

The mounties (little m, law enforcement as opposed to big M Mounties as in the real Canadians riding in on their horses) tried to get tow truck drivers to pull the Semis out with tow trucks. All the tow truck drivers and companies have been forced to decline…..they all have covid.

But this shall not deter Fidel Castro’s son Justin, a chip off the old block. Nor shall it deter the jackbooted police who have begun confiscating fuel from the truckers. Many of the truckers are there with their with their families. They are trying to freeze them out in the frigid weather. What’s a few frozen children to the chief of police, the city council and Justin Castro?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1490497282827067401

But Canadians are a plucky lot! After the police threaten the supporters if they give fuel to the truckers they will be arrested the Canadians immediately backed down. Just kidding. EVERYBODY in Ottawa is walking around with gas cans. Some full, some not.

But back to the kids for a moment. As we know, the feckless FDA is approving the Murder shots for the children. Children who will be the test subjects, our children and grandchildren. The brilliant Steve Kirsch has a way we can all pitch in to stop it. It will take about 45 seconds out of your life. How you can help persuade the FDA committee not to approve Pfizer for kids under 5

Have you wondered why does Big Pharma and Fauxci (but I repeat myself) push so hard to get this unknown and untested substance injected into children? It’s about immunity. Not for the children, for the drug companies. Robert Kennedy Jr explained how this works. If it’s on the schedule of childhood vaccines, the drug companies can’t be sued even if it’s given to adults. Why are the drug companies so worried? It’s safe and effective.

Be brave, stand firm

So I saved the bestest for last. While most of the videos have been just clips, this is the whole thing. If you haven’t heard, there is a trial going on. And we the people are the jury. The name of the trial? Crimes Against Humanity. The web site is here https://www.grand-jury.net/ This is modeled after the Grand Jury structure. There will be evidence presented. There are lawyers from all over the world, actual doctors and scientists and vaccine injured individuals. This is the opening day. I hope you will watch it, and share it. The more people that realize this is taking place the more traction it will gain. May G-d bless and prosper their efforts as they shine light.

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Centurion Tank Wanted

You know, sometimes you just can’t tell the difference between reality and the Babylon Bee. So I think I’ll take a swing at some creative writing.

Dateline: Washington DC

As Joe Biden’s handlers sorrowfully regarded his plummeting poll numbers they considered their options. In the next room they could hear Kamala cackling as she considered her next trip to the border via New Orleans for some gumbo. A shiver ran through the room as they realized their limited options. Joe sat next to the fireplace with his pants leg pulled up showing his minder for the hour his hairy legs and asked his female secret service agent if she wouldn’t come a little closer. She vehemently shook her head no and said “You’re fine where you are, as am I”. He asked if there were some little girls with barrettes in their hair coming later to visit, the agent looked pained and replied “NO”! She looked pointedly at the agent next to her covering a grin and said “When is Jill supposed to be back”? The agent tried manfully to cover a chuckle and said “She’ll be back from getting her legs waxed in a couple of hours. She didn’t want a repeat of that no hose, visible band-aid on the leg thing like when they were photographed with the queen”.

“There’s GOT to be something” whimpered Susan Rice, maybe we should call Barry?

“Nope, no need” chimed in Fredo Cuomo “I know the perfect issue! It’s always a winner with all the American people!” Everyone looked hopefully at Cuomo. “GUN CONTROL” He crowed triumphantly! “Remember how popular Eric Swalwell and Bozo O’Rourk were with the American people? Why when Duke Nukem threatened to use nuclear weapons on American citizens everyone all across America just fell in love with him! Everyone in the newsroom loved him! All my friends thought he was a shoe in! I don’t know anyone that didn’t think he had a perfectly reasonable idea. Oh I heard some of those mouth-breathers in flyover made some noise, but who cares about them. They are a tiny minority! I mean look at it, the guy was sleeping with a Chinese spy and he’s still on the intelligence committee. If that doesn’t show how highly he’s regarded, what could? Then Bozo was so manly when he flat out told people he was going to take their AK-47s and AR-15s.” I think we could use that to show how in control Joe is. That would show people he really knows how to wield power, who care if they find out we cheated in Maricopa, and Georgia, and Pennsylvania, and Minnesota, and Wisconsin, and Nevada and” Susan Rice broke in “We know Fredo, we all know”. Well sniffed Fredo offendedly, “I’m telling you the only reason Eric didn’t win the nomination was his huge percentage started shriveling when that mean old Bear at The Zelman Partisans started writing about him. Everyone loved him!”

Kamala who had snuck unseen into the room chimed in “Gun control? Don’t you think the media might start to raise questions about Hunter and his gun?” Fredo glared witheringly at her and said “Of course not! What is the matter with you?” Kamala cackled nervously and shot back, “Well, it’s a real issue and a real problem! He probably can’t keep this up much longer” Fredo looked at her in astonishment and said “Of course he can! We’ve got his back”. Susan looked patronizingly at Kamala and said “Are you planning on visiting Disney World on your way to visit the border via New Orleans Kamala dear?” Kamala got her deer in headlights look, cackled “FLORIDA?? You mean go into De Santis territory? No, I think I’ll go to Virginia and look for root causes of ….something, I’ll think of something” and slunk out of the room.

Susan and Fredo mulled over the gun control angle. “Well, Joe is making a name for himself, look at the fabulous guy he pretended he nominated for the head of the ATF. All the senators are so impressed with him, they all love him!” Susan mused. And with the good help you guys have given him Fredo, Americans now see how deadly those assault rifles are.

Sadly for Chipman and the Communists, Americans aren’t stupid, or unskilled. So, the BATFE didn’t give Chipman a automatic weapon? Interesting.

And so a speech was whipped up for Joe while he took a long nap. He was then trotted out for the cameras and promised a nice ice cream cone if he did a good job.

As normal sane Americans listened to this, they wondered if perhaps Eric Swalwell had taken a break from sharing National security secrets with spies from enemy countries to take up speech writing for Beijing Xiden.

Predictably news outlets more reliable than the NY Slimes (which would include this column) immediately came out with notices of sales and family shopping trips to their local armory and airfield.

Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They’d Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire

Palpatine was also dismissive of the idea that people need blasters in case they have to overthrow the Empire if it turns tyrannical. “It’s just a ridiculous idea that a rebellion armed with blasters could do anything about us,” he said. “You’d need your own armored, planet-destroying superweapon to match the strength of our Death Star. Even if you had X-Wings, what could they do but scratch its surface? Abandon all hope to rise against us! Abandon!”

Bass Pro Shops Announces 2-for-1 Sale On All Nuclear Missiles

In a bit of exciting news for firearms enthusiasts and those who wish to deter their government from becoming tyrannical, Bass Pro Shops has announced that its semi-annual 2-for-1 nuke sale will be kicking off this weekend. Every nuclear weapon in the company’s arsenal will be completely free with the purchase of any other nuclear weapon.

Biden Makes Compelling Argument In Favor Of Second Amendment

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a speech yesterday, President Joe Biden made a compelling and powerful argument in defense of the Second Amendment. The president ranted on and on about how if people were to rebel against his iron-fisted rule, he would nuke them and send F-15 fighter jets to attack them in their homes. These statements alone were enough to convince millions of Americans the Second Amendment is still desperately needed to protect their natural right to defend themselves.

Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You’ll Need Them To Overthrow Government

The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you’ll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against a tyrannical government.

Family Shopping Trip

Personally, I have a email in to Israel to see about a home version of the Iron Dome. I knew I should have bought that Centurion tank when I had the chance!

‘You’ll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,’ Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6

At this point Nancy Pelosi tottered in on her high heels, “Don’t you mess with my commission!” She screeched. Susan Rice glared at her and said “OUT! Do you want me to call AOC?” The painted on color drained out of Pelosi’s face and she wheeled about and tottered back out of the room without a word, repeatable.

As the cabal congratulated themselves on having undoubtedly pumped up Joe’s poll numbers, they also savored the fact they had threatened him sufficiently to pretty much stay on topic.

Joe, you already are in trouble with the American people. With or without your mask, we see you and your cronies for what you are.

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