D.C. Councilman Trayon White Sr. Suggested Jews Control the Weather, Says Sorry
“Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” he said.
Darn it. I’ve checked the WP dashboard several times now, and I still can’t find the precipitation rheostat.
Jo Ann, didn’t we get the interocitor plugin?
Well there you have it. Straight from the leftist’s mouth. They admit that global warming is not the fault of our spewing too much carbon out from our cars exhaust, and heating our homes to warm. It’s the fault of those awful Jews again, and their fancy climate machines. No doubt they are doing it because they want to make more money somehow. They have all the money in the country, don’t you know. You know, stupid really should hurt, it might discourage some of it.
Could I please request that The Spawn of Satan Joooz (gotta have at least 3 “o”s) bring their weather machine to WA State? I’m sure a lot of people would pay handsomely for less gray and dismal and more sun.
I do hope you all realize this is tongue in cheek.
Our precipitation potentiomenter is broken, and the battery is running down. You wouldn’t believe how long it takes to get spares from Metaluna.