No? Well, why not? Actually, don’t answer that. Just go. Join up. There are options for as little as $20. And all memberships come with several bits of member swag including a morale patch.

Everybody has to have a morale patch, right? (And where else in the infamous freedomista cat herd are you going to get a morale patch to identify yourself uncompromisingly with both Jews and gun rights?)

Three-year memberships come with even more goodies, including discounts in our (so far tiny) little store. The store where you can get that custom Kershaw spring-assist knife.

So what are you waiting for? Seriously. We want you in the Partisans and surely with all that cool stuff — and this quirky blog — and all us amazingly talented and committed volunteer writers — and all this news you can’t get anywhere else — and the ONLY organized hardcore, no-compromise Jewish pro-gun, pro-rights perspective in the universe — you want to be with us.

So then. I’ll just shut up and let you get on with it now. (With bigtime thanks to you who’ve already joined and are continuing to support TZP.)

Oh but don’t forget — TZP custom kippot/kippahs/yarmulkes coming in the next few weeks!

Our store won’t say tiny for long.