Dear Douchestick – Don’t quit your day job

I’m a science fiction geek. I love the Star Wars movies, the superhero comic movies, classic science fiction from Asimov, Heinlein, and Bradbury, and yes, even the Star Trek reboots (please don’t start throwing tomatoes at me)!

What makes me absolutely crazy is actors whom I otherwise admire, deciding to use their rather large soapbox to push odious political agendas. They have a mike. They have the influence by virtue of being famous, and by having numerous admirers. And they take advantage of these tools to spout about issues on which they are often ignorant. Ridiculously ignorant. So stupid…

Can you see why the sci-fi nerd in me wants to take Hamill’s light saber and stick it up his… ignorance?

Mark Hamill – a guy who played what essentially is a citizen warrior rebel against a powerful authority – is now telling us that we, peons, only have the right to keep and bear arms that existed at the time of the creation of the Bill of Rights and promoting more government control over We the People!

I’m not even going to touch the whole “dumbass can’t spell ‘amendment'” issue!

The problem with celebrities promoting idiot causes is that many times, while their intentions may be good, their ignorance of the issue prevents them from seeing just how stupid their statements are!

If Hamill is convinced that the Second Amendment only protects the right to own a musket, then the First Amendment only protects his right to spew his lunacy using 18th Century writing implements. His right to spew on national television is not protected, and I’m pretty sure the Founders didn’t have Internet either!

And of course, the ever-present loons at Michael Bloomberg’s Everytown, glommed onto Hamill’s douchery like dobermans on a tasty steak! Because there’s nothing these authoritarian tools love more than idiot celebrities who promote their causes for them!

Here’s a clue, Mr. Hamill: stick to your day job. You’re a decent actor, but constitutional law, philosophical discussions about natural rights, and history are not your strong suits.

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22 thoughts on “Dear Douchestick – Don’t quit your day job”

      1. I am told that Alec Guiness hated that job. All of the woo lines about the Farce were just too ridiculous for him.

        Maybe he was relieved he could let his face look like what he was thinking, just this once.

  1. And… Hamill sees no irony using his 1st amendment right while making his asinine comment using an electronic system that could NEVER have been imagined in that same document .

  2. I try not to go to their movies, watch any TV programs they are on nor buy any product they advertise;

    The following celebrities and national figures have lent their name and notoriety to anti-gun causes, speaking out for anti-gun legislation and providing a voice for anti-gun organizations. You can add to this anyone who appeared on the “Demand a Plan” anti-gun video telling everyone to demand gun control, most of them appear to be listed at the bottom. Also add CANADIAN Jim Carrey for stupid his anti-gun video.

    Anti-Gun-Celebrities

    Jessica Alba – Actor
    Krista Allen – Actor
    Suzy Amis – Actor
    Louis Anderson – Comedian
    Richard Dean Anderson – Actor
    Maya Angelou – Poet
    David Arquette – Actor
    Ed Asner – Actor
    Alec Baldwin – Actor
    Bob Barker – TV Personality
    Carol Bayer Sager – Composer
    Drew Barrymore – Actor
    Kevin Bacon – Actor
    Lauren Bacall – Actor*
    Sarah Ban Breathnach – Writer
    William Baldwin – Actor
    Candice Bergen – Actor
    Richard Belzer – Actor
    Tony Bennett – Singer
    Beyonce – Singer
    Jon Bon Jovi – Singer
    Peter Bogdonovich – Director
    Peter Bonerz – Actor
    Albert Brooks – Actor
    Beau Bridges – Actor
    Benjamin Bratt – Actor
    Bonnie Bruckheimer – Movie Producer
    Christie Brinkley – Model
    Dr. Joyce Brothers – Psychologist/Author
    James Brolin – Actor
    James Brooks – TV Producer
    Mel Brooks – Actor/Director
    Betty Buckley – Actor
    Ellen Burstyn – Actor
    Steve Buscemi – Actor
    David Canary – Actor
    Kate Capshaw – Actor
    Kim Cattrall – Actor
    Josh Charles – Actor
    Robert Chartloff – Producer
    Stockard Channing – Actor
    Terri Clark – Singer
    George Clooney – Actor
    Jennifer Connelly – Actor
    Judy Collins – Singer
    Kevin Costner – Actor
    Sean Connery – Actor
    Sheryl Crow – Singer
    Billy Crystal – Actor
    Julie Cypher – Director
    Arlene Dahl – Actor
    Clive Davis – Writer
    Linda Dano – Actor
    Matt Damon – Actor
    Pam Dawber – Actor
    Patrika Darbo – Actor
    Stuart Damon – Actor
    Ellen Degeneres – Actor
    Gavin de Becker – Writer
    Rebecca DeMornay – Actor
    Danny DeVito – Actor
    Michael Douglas – Actor
    Phil Donahue – Talk Show Host
    Richard Donner – Director
    Fran Drescher – Actor
    Richard Dreyfus – Actor
    David Duchovny – Actor
    Sandy Duncan – Actor
    Christine Ebersole – Actor
    Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds – Singer
    Missy Elliott – Singer
    Gloria Estefan – Singer
    Melissa Etheridge – Singer
    Mia Farrow – Actor
    Mike Farrell – Actor
    Carrie Fisher – Actor
    Sally Field – Actor
    Doug Flutie – NFL player
    Fannie Flagg – Actor
    Jane Fonda – Actor
    Jodie Foster – Actor
    Rick Fox – NBA Player
    Andy Garcia – Actor
    Art Garfunkel – Singer
    Geraldo – TV personality
    Richard Gere – Actor
    Kathie Lee Gifford – TV personality
    Paul Glaser – TV director
    Brad Gooch – Writer
    Elliott Gould – Actor
    Louis Gossett, Jr. – Actor
    Michael Gross – Actor
    Nancy Lee Grahn – Actor
    Bryant Gumbel – TV Personality
    Deidra Hall – Actor
    Ethan Hawke – Actor
    Mariette Hartley – Actor
    Mark Harmon – Actor
    Anne Heche – Actor
    Howard Hesseman – Actor
    Marilu Henner – Actor
    Dustin Hoffman – Actor
    Hal Holbrook – Actor*
    Helen Hunt – Actor
    Francesca James – TV Producer
    Norman Jewison – Director
    Lainie Kazan – Actor
    Richard Karn – Actor
    Jeffrey Katzenberg – Producer
    Barry Kemp – TV Producer
    David E. Kelley – TV Producer
    Diane Keaton – Actor
    Margaret Kemp – Interior Designer
    Chaka Khan – Singer

    Stephen King – Author (Added by 2ACheck)
    Kevin Kline – Actor
    Michael E. Knight – Actor
    Jonathan Kozol – Writer
    Lenny Kravits – Singer
    Lisa Kudrow – Actor
    Wally Kurth – Actor
    Christine Lahti – Actor
    k.d. lang – Singer
    Ricki Lake – TV personality
    Denis Leary – Actor
    John Leguizamo – Actor
    Norman Lear – TV Producer
    Spike Lee – Director
    Hal Linden – Actor
    ara Lipinski – Former Olympian
    Keyshawn Johnson – NFL player
    Rob Lowe – Actor
    Amanda Marshall – Singer
    Barry Manilow – Singer
    Camryn Manheim – Actor
    Howie Mandel – Actor
    Kyle MacLachlan – Actor
    Madonna – Singer
    Marla Maples – Actor
    Marsha Mason – Actor*
    Mase – Singer
    Penny Marshall – Director
    Prema Mathai-Davis – YWCA Official
    John McDaniel – Musician
    John McEnroe – Athlete
    Brian McKnight – Musician
    Natalie Merchant – Singer
    Bette Midler – Singer
    Mary Tyler Moore – Actor
    Michael Moore – Film Maker
    Mike Myers – Actor
    Kathy Najimy – Actor
    Jack Nicholson – Actor
    Leonard Nimoy – Actor
    Mike Nichols – Director
    Stephen Nichols – Actor
    Rosie O’Donnell – Actor/Talk Show Host
    Jennifer O’Neill – Actor
    Julia Ormond – Actor
    Jane Pauley – TV Personality
    Sarah Jessica Parker – Actor
    Mandy Patinkin – Actor
    Richard North Patterson – Writer
    Rhea Perlman – Actor
    Michelle Pfieffer – Actor
    Aidan Quinn – Actor
    Colin Quinn – Actor
    Dennis Quaid – Actor
    Elizabeth Bracco Quinn – Actor
    Bonnie Raitt – Singer
    Debbie Reynolds – Actor
    Mary Lou Retton – Former Olympian
    Paul Reiser – Actor
    Peter Reckell – Actor
    Rob Reiner – Actor/Director
    Robert Redford – Actor/Director
    Anne Rice – Writer
    Cathy Rigby – Actor
    Julia Roberts – Actor
    Marc Rosen – TV Producer
    Tim Robbins – Actor
    Tim Roth – Actor
    Renee Russo – Actor
    Robin Ruzan – Wife of Mike Myers
    Meg Ryan – Actor
    Susan Sarandon – Actor
    Jerry Seinfeld – Actor
    Kyra Sedgwick – Actor
    Martin Sheen – Actor
    Russell Simmons – Record Producer
    Neil Simon – Playwright*
    Louise Sorel – Actor
    Mira Sorvino – Actor
    Rena Sofer – Actor
    Britney Spears – Singer
    Bruce Springsteen – Singer
    Kevin Spirtas – Actor
    Barbra Streisand – Singer
    David Steinberg – Director
    ylvester Stallone – Actor
    Harry Dean Stanton – Actor
    Meryl Streep – Actor
    Patrick Stewart – Actor
    Sharon Stone – Actor
    Sting – Singer
    Trudie Styler – Actor
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas – Actor
    The Temptations – Pop Group
    Vinny Testaverde – NFL player
    Marlo Thomas – Actor*
    Uma Thurman – Actor
    Steve Tisch – Producer
    Mike Torrez – Former Baseball player
    Shania Twain – Singer
    Dick Van Dyke – Actoe
    Eli Wallach – Actor*
    Harvey Weinstein – Producer
    Jann Wenner – Publisher
    Sigourney Weaver – Actor
    Victor Webster – Actor
    Andy Williams – Singer*
    Kelli Williams – Actor
    Henry Winkler – Actor
    Oprah Winfrey – Entertainer
    Rita Wilson – Actor
    Vanessa Williams – Singer
    Herman Wouk – Author
    Joanne Woodward – Actor*
    Peter Yarrow – Singer
    Catherine Zeta-Jones – Actor
    Ahmet Zappa -Actor
    Diva Zappa -Actor
    Dweezil Zappa – Musician
    Gail Zappa –
    Moon Zappa -Actor
    Jennifer Aniston – Actor
    Elizabeth Banks – Actor
    Jason Bateman – Actor
    Kristen Bell—Actor
    Steve Carrell – Actor
    Courtney Cox – Actor
    Ellen DeGeneres – Actor
    Zooey Deschanel – Actor
    Cameron Diaz – Actor
    Peter Dinklage – Actor
    Will Ferrell – Actor
    Jamie Fox – Actor
    Jennifer Garner – Actor
    Selena Gomez – Actor
    Carla Gugino – Actor
    Jon Hamm – Actor
    Kate Hudson – Actor
    John Legend – Actor
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus – Actor
    Debra Messing – Actor
    Julianne Moore – Actor
    Conan O’Brien – Actor
    Gwyneth Paltrow – Actor
    Busy Phillips – Actor
    Amy Poller – Actor
    Jeremy Renner – Actor
    Chris Rock – Actor
    Paul Rudd – Actor
    Mark Ruffalo – Actor
    Brooke Shields – Actor
    Sarah Silverman – Actor
    John Slattery – Actor
    Michelle Williams – Actor
    Reese Witherspoon – Actor
    http://www.2acheck.com/the-boycott-list/nras-list-of-antis/

    Add to that list Liam John Neeson!!

    1. Wouldn’t it be easier to list the few who are not idiots studying hard to become morons? 🙂

      What’s interesting is that I’ve never even heard of most of these. Being deaf has it’s benefits. 🙂

      1. MamaLiberty; I could put up the good guys list but they are mostly dead, that’s is why I only have a black & white TV!

  3. I think the look on Obi-Wan’s face was more like, ” I can’t believe I signed up to work with these shitty actors. I am destined to be knighted, and I am stuck walking around set with this twit.”
    Oh, and the list of celebs was wrong. Comrade X listed Jane Fonda as an actor, instead of a treasonous POS, who should still be living in Hanoi. Ho Chi Min City, or whatever.

  4. AND YET… One of the finest libertarian movies ever, “Open Range” was made using two actors who are anti-gun, Kevin Costner and Annett Benning.

    I don’t think that they really know what they believe, they just go along with the crowd, unless there is money and fame in it. For that reason, I do not boycott movies because of the actors involved. I look for the message in the movie.

  5. I’d much rather read the story myself, Tahn. Usually, the “message” is much clearer and cleaner there.

    Other than that, I’d much rather spend the time shooting, training, or helping others learn to be people of the gun, among other things. 🙂

  6. I can’t believe Alan Alda is not on that list.

    I’ve also heard bad things about…wait for it…Clint Eastwood.

      1. Supposedly, he’s a registered Libertarian, but he’s a libertarian like Bob Barr.

        East Clintwood has been for gun control since at least 1973: “Eastwood has publicly endorsed gun control since at least 1973. In the April 24, 1973, edition of The Washington Post, the star said “I’m for gun legislation myself. I don’t hunt.”[320] Two years later, in 1975, Eastwood told People magazine that he favors “gun control to some degree”.[321] About a year later, Eastwood remarked that “All guns should be registered. I don’t think legitimate gun owners would mind that kind of legislation. Right now the furor against a gun law is by gun owners who are overreacting.”

        1. “I’m for gun legislation myself. I don’t hunt.” (Clint Eastwood)

          What in the ever loving fuck does the second sentence have to do with the first?

          Oh, that’s right…the second amendment is about duck hunting.. /sarc.

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