If you’re drinking coffee as you’re perusing this little epistle, might want to use caution. No, it’s not that it’s a real knee slapper, if more that I’m concerned when your jaw goes slack you’ll dribble onto your keyboard.

How many remember Mark and Patricia McCloskey? The St. Louis couple, both lawyers, that lived in a nice historic home with their dog in a gated neighborhood in St. Louis? Black Lives Matter broke the gate (it appeared to be wrought iron to me) and surged into the neighborhood apparently spreading their message of freedom by threatening violence against some home owners. Apparently the McCloskeys both felt threatened, no word from their dog, but the mob did threaten it’s life. Like all good freedom fighters, they feel threatening to kill an innocent dog shows their commitment to ending oppression, or something or other. St. Louis Homeowner Speaks Out After Confronting BLM Militants with Firearm, ‘The Only Thing That Stopped the Mob Was my Rifle’ Anyway, one of the leaders of the mob was the corrupt (Justice Department Conducting Criminal Probe on Defund the Police Rep. Cori Bush Over Security Fund Misuse) antisemite Cori Bush .

So, after being under attack by corrupt Demoncrat Cori Bush, the McCloskeys were then under attack by corrupt Soros funded St. Louis Circuit Attorney (prosecuting attorney) Kim Gardner. Kim was later forced to resign after she had wrought havoc on the fools that elected her. She cut quite a wide swath old Kim did. Missouri Attorney General’s Report Exposes Soros-Funded Prosecutor Kim Gardner: Over 25,000 Cases Dismissed, Misuse of Taxpayer Funds, and Rights Violations

But this is all just background refresher for those that don’t remember the players in the incident.

So now that you know who Mark McCloskey is, I’d like to introduce Lucas Kunce, he’s a Demoncrat running against popular Missouri Senator Josh Hawley in this election cycle. This is a post from Lucas Kunce following the McCloskey’s horrifying ordeal. Missouri’s junior Senator Eric Schmitt, besides being brilliantly brave fighting the Covid tyranny, appears to have a fabulous memory. From his Twitter (or X) account.

Now why would I be dinging the obviously so helpful Lucas Kunce, well, he’s a Demoncrat and he’s talking about guns, so that’s enough to be starting with, but yes, there’s more.
Apparently Kunce gave one of the Marine led “gun safety” classes to his bestie Adam Kinzinger…yes, the lying crying twerp from the J6 committee, during a campaign event. Apparently “some” of his 13 year experience in the Marines left his head as he is, as I’ve pointed out, a demoncrat.
Here’s a picture from the “range”.

I guess when you shoot at steel targets from 10 feet away, you get something called “shrapnel”. Said shrapnel can fly off to hit remote and uninvolved targets, like the reporter there covering the event. Which it did. The reporter sustained a wound to his arm which Kunce bandaged.
Here is a better picture of the event.

But Kunce expressed his sincere remorse and regret on Twitter/X

“Great day at the range today with my friend [Adam Kinzinger]. We got to hang out with some union workers while exercising our freedom. Always have your first aid kit handy. Shrapnel can always fly when you hit a target like today, and you’ve got to be ready to go,”

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“We had four first aid kits, so we were able to take care of the situation, and I’m glad Ryan is okay and was able to continue reporting,”

And since Twitter/X has been unmuzzled by Elon, there was indeed a response.

“‘Great day at the range’? Bro, you literally shot someone,” one X user said mockingly in response.

“Why are you using a scope when you are 10 feet away?” another wondered.

Oh there are many many more……

This is Lucas Kunce’s Twitter/X page where he’s being served up with BBQ sauce.

But there are some really great responses on Eric Schmitt’s Twitter/X page. On this page Kunce is being served up with a baked potato and BBQ sauce.

But as that well respected (in comparison to the NY Slimes, Washington (Com) Post and the like) the Babylon Bee rightly points out, it’s time for “Common Sense Democrat Control”.

Gun owners across the nation were appalled at the photographs from the scene of the latest incident, lambasting the dangers of letting Democrats near guns. “It’s like giving a big, very dumb baby a rifle,” said Hartfield. “I take that back. Unlike these bozos, a baby wouldn’t put tannerite explosives on the table in front of them, right in the shrapnel zone where it could ignite and kill everyone. Look, you won’t find anyone more pro-gun than me, but this is like giving a drunk puppy a hand grenade.”

Oh yes, there was tannerite…

Why is it, that demoncrats running for office attempt to deceive voters by using their military service to claim they are pro-gun, and have extensive firearms experience with “weapons of war” and then attempt to convince people that they used a semi-automatic sporting rifle in a combat zone? They then try to parlay this “experience” into calling for restrictions on the rights of law abiding gun owners? Tim Walz, Lucas Kunce, the crap just flows all the way down doesn’t it?

So, I would like to put forth two modest proposals. In a slight addition to the Babylon Bee’s most excellent suggestion, I would propose “No demoncrat is ever again to be allowed to vote on any kind of weapons legislation” Guns, knives, bows, any and all of it is off the voting table for a demoncrat. My second suggestion will help recover some of the taxpayer money demoncrats have squandered under the Biden-Harris crime junta. No taxpayer funded for security for any demoncrat politician. They are just fine with legislating a state of defenselessness for their constituents, so it’s obviously fine for them as well. If in their view, its fine for the people that pay their salary to be legislated out of rights, then it should be fine for them. Simple, cheap and saves us money. I would add one small bit to that last part. Any Republican that votes for “citizen control” which is what gun control is, no taxpayer funded security for them either. It’s only fair.

Maybe next time Lucas Kunce and Adam Kinzinger can get go get a nice pedicure instead. Safer for everyone all around that way.