Our first Jewish president???

Obama, who has no shortage of admiration for his own intellect, character, learning, and general all-round goodness, now says he’s also the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in the presidential office.

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Well, I guess in a world where Bill Clinton was “our first black president,” that could make sense.

But I’m beginning to suspect that the truth is that all recent U.S. presidents have actually been aliens. Not as in Mexican. But as in, “What planet are you from, man?” Mr. Obama may be the most alien of all in terms of light years from any earthly reality.

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4 thoughts on “Our first Jewish president???”

  1. “Closest thing to a Jew”, eh?

    Well, being a mooslum, I reckon that he could claim to be a descendent of Abraham. But that sure does not make him anywhere near to being a Jew.

    I think that the dude still smokes waaay too much dope.

    Bob
    III

    1. Ha! That is exactly what I thought when I heard he said that to David Axelrod. A secular Muslim to a secular Jew about perfection of the world through socialism and the ministrations of an elite.

      1. BTW, Barry sez that that Syzzurp and a big bag of Doritos takes the sting out of Mochelle’s “Eat Sh*t & Die” looks she like to give him.

  2. Labels are to politicians what frosting is to a cake. A manure cake. There is not enough frosting in the world to make a poop cake edible – or even smell good.

    Unfortunately, politicians don’t seem to have any sense of smell… or taste buds.

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