There was a dumb cop from Nantucket
Who looked at your rights and said, “F— it.”
He said with a grin
As he saw your chagrin
“If you don’t like it, just suck it.”
As it happens, Monday last week I was at my county court house renewing my carry license.
Because they figured out how to keep doing their jobs, despite ChinCOVID.
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