A Nantucket Limerick

There was a dumb cop from Nantucket

Who looked at your rights and said, “F— it.”

He said with a grin

As he saw your chagrin

“If you don’t like it, just suck it.”


As it happens, Monday last week I was at my county court house renewing my carry license.

Because they figured out how to keep doing their jobs, despite ChinCOVID.

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