The Democrats will have control of the House next year. Which is bad news since they plan to push hard for more gun control rights-violations. Since they don’t control the Senate, we can hope those allegedly pro-gun folks there will locate their metaphorical testicles and prevent any of that from actually passing and going to a “pro-gun” President who is on record approving bans, preemptively-prove-your-innocence, no-due process, and bans.

Gridlock is our current best hope. I know a way to ensure that. We need just the right Speaker of the House. I propose…

Speaker of the House Hank Johnson, Jr. [D-GA]

Guam, midgets, helium, white uniforms, quarters, bathrooms, “a world without balloons”…

He’s a Dem. Check.
He’s anti-2A. Check.
He’s a crazed left-winger. Check.
He isn’t Pelosi. Check.

The House Dems should be happy to vote for him.

The Republicans… Face it, guys; your agendas aren’t going anywhere in the face of a Dem majority, but you still have a chance to sabotage them. And have a lot of fun with it.

So please, contact your House representatives and ask them to nominate, or at least support, Hank Johnson for Speaker of the House. We Want Hank!