This Clearly Calls For A Ban Of Ghost Buildings

It appears that “an alleged leader of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot” purchased an evil DIY-at-home kit to assemble a model of the Capitol, without going through a background check. The story doesn’t specify it, but I assume it had no serial number.

The FBI is building its case against an alleged leader of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot one Lego brick at a time.

Investigators seized a “fully constructed US Capitol Lego set” from Robert Morss, 27, along with a notebook containing instructions on how to create a “hometown militia,” court records published by the Smoking Gun revealed.

It is completely unacceptable that anyone — even children — can buy these kits and build militia training aids. These 80% ghost buildings are good for nothing but helping white supremacist militias bypass building codes and property taxes.

Why, the next thing you know, terrorists will be building Lego guns.

Or, Duke Nukem’s and Gropin’ Joe’s worst nightmare, nuclear weapons.

Nobody needs a high capacity 1,032 piece assault kit. Thank goodness our dedicated FBI is keeping its eyes open for these horrific threats to national security.

Added: Dear G-d, that evil corporation even sells ready-made insurrection leader figures…

… to better plot assaults on our noble Capitol Police officers.

Lego is actively encouraging and supporting white supremacist insurrection.

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3 thoughts on “This Clearly Calls For A Ban Of Ghost Buildings”

  1. Boy are they reaching. I wonder they realize all these ridiculous maneuvers are showing the level of corruption, the depths they are willing to plumb and their complete disconnect with reality. Well, the reality of most sane humans.

    Do you think the Chewbacca legos are furry?

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